. . . but don’t fret folks. He’s probably throwing a smile in there every moment or two. Last night on America’s Got Talent, Mariah performed her new single “Obsessed.” Just like every performance of Mariah was in the last couple of years, it was boring, contrived, forced, and just forgettable.

Not throwing Mariah under the bus, but I feel that she’s better than the crap that she has been putting out lately. Voices change and although she may not be able to hit those 5-octaves easily [Minnie Riperton did it and she didn’t falter, but that’s another conversation], she can still do age appropriate material [Willona Woods] and still have the people jumping. Also, lip-syncing? Hell, even the Barbadian sings live.

Another one bites the dust.