Quick Flicks: Monica + Mo’Nique Promote Their New BET Shows

MOMO Quick Flicks: Monica + MoNique Promote Their New BET Shows

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Mo’nique [aka Hairy Legs] and Monica were both seen at the BET 2009 Summer TCA Press Tour promoting their upcoming shows that is set to premiere in the fall.

Monica’s show, entitled Monica [say it like you mean it kids!] is expected to hit airwaves on October 27th. The show is going to follow Monica as she, works on her fifth album, launches a new clothing line and tackles the hardest job of all – full-time mother of two young sons. My mom did it, and you don’t see her bragging about it. Such arrogance!

Mo’nique’s show, entitled The Mo’nique Show, is going to be in a talk-show format, featuring A-List [come on BET, A-List?] celebrities and musical performances. It is touted to be a centerpiece of BET late-night programming starting on October 5th.

I see BET is trying to become a jack-of-all-trades, but it seems like they are doing too much at one time. Frankie and Neffe, Wendell Williams, Hairy Legs, Monica, Wilbur and Toya, and all that crap we negroes love to gobble up. I hope that the channel feed doesn’t self-destruct from all that fuckery.

Events: Monique & Monica Promote Their New BET Projects

Buzz Notes: Did Nas Knocks Up Another Chick? Plus Flicks From Kelis & Knight’s Coffee Run

kelis nas Buzz Notes: Did Nas Knocks Up Another Chick? Plus Flicks From Kelis & Knights Coffee Run

NAS A FATHER FOR THE THIRD TIME?

Nasir might have been on to something when he said that he was the number one baby father on “You Won’t See Me Tonight” although Lil’ Wang and Kandi’s fiance are giving him a run for his money. According to the Book of Gossiping Bitches young Knight may have a new sibling to share glowsticks and hood scriptures with soon. For the sake of his savings account I hope that the chitter chatter of the pitter patter of another set of little feet is fiction.

KELIS OUT AND ABOUT WITH KNIGHT

Joy Daily snapped pictures of Kelis pushing Knight in his stroller outside of a NYC coffee shop earlier this week. I am from the old school and don’t believe in mother nor newborn going out in the public days after birth but I ‘m not apart of the mommy society so I will just look on in silence. I’m giving a fierce side-eye, though. The proud mother has been gushing over her “little marshmallow” on her Twitter page since his birth. Check out the pictures below!

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Bromance: Jim Jones + Dame Dash Attend ‘Red Apples Falling’ Screening

dame jim Bromance: Jim Jones + Dame Dash Attend Red Apples Falling Screening

As sweet as the connection that Chocolate Homer Simpson and Dirt Angel share it sure isn’t a complex one.  They both hail from Harlem, hate Jay-Z, and love white v-neck shirts. Sparks! Chuck Woolery would be more than happy to pay for a second date.

Your Two Cents Required: RHOA Event Planner Responds

Sheree’s scripted dramatic cunt fall out with event planner Anthony on last night’s season two premiere of The Real Housewives of Atlanta had everybody on Twittersland clutching their pearls and waiting for a pork sword* fight of 300 proportions! I was prepared for all the junkies on Bankhead to rise and unite like the Spartans and shit.

Although the argument did not escalate to physical blows his reputation as a business man got knocked the fuck out. Viewers and potential clients were left with a bad taste in their mouths after watching the unprofessional behavior of Donnie McClurkin’s long lost zesty brother. I, personally, love mess but I have no immediate plans to throw a lavish party in the near future.

To help combat the bad press that is sure to come Mr. Top Level Exec [copyright Miss Jia] recorded a video offering his take on events.

* This is my second Juno reference this week. Thank God its Friday.

Girl, You Down But Not Out

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DeShawn Snow [AKA Lockjaw] is not giving in to those haters at BRAVO. In these pics, DeShawn is seen giving back in a FREE camp that she held for young girls in the Atlanta area. A-Listers [sarcasm, people, sarcasm] such as Killer Mike, Dedria Dukes and Jamie Foster Brown attended the event.

The question is for her is: DeShawn, why are you intent on still referring to yourself as a “true” housewife? Now granted, last season you, Lisa, and Nene [TEAM NENE!] were the only ones married while Sheree [her tuck game is always on point] was trying to take Bob’s money and Kim was going with that married [OOPS!] man. If you really wanted to move on and stop being a bitter Lockjaw, you wouldn’t keep harping on that experience and use it as some sort of tool to obtain notoriety. Call it what it really is [a failed reality tv show stint] and keep it moving.

Also, DeShawn, its not “Jurry”, its Jewelry. Jew-el-ry. Optimize your creole experience by following Fresh and I on Twitter for tonight’s premiere shenanigans!

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Shady Queens: Sarah Chapman “Parties” With Diddy At ATL’s Velvet Room

sarah diddy Shady Queens: Sarah Chapman Parties With Diddy At ATLs Velvet Room

Sarah Chapman is not happy folks. As you see in the aforementioned picture, homegirl is receiving a pour from “Mr. Take That” himself, Sean Combs and giving a mean side-eye in the process. After being knocked up and having their spawn not publicly acknowledged [well he did take legal responsibility, liven up a bit folks!] I’m sure that the money is being paid for this charade is pretty nice.

But I have to wonder about Sarah and her child Chance, at night, when they see pictures of Diddy with his other girls out and about with Kim “Enabler” Porter. Maybe that’s the basis of the side-eye itself, a passive-aggressive move, that allows her, maybe, just for a quick second, to ask why did I procreate with a mouth-breather who has self-identity issues and doesn’t believe in settling down? Flick via Sandra Rose