Just look at what landed in my inbox via Crunkland’s own Dr. What! Call Kim Zoliack, I think we’ve found her new Dallas Austin.

Now Fresh, if you gone post those old hoes cuttin up you gotta post my round Bobby Rush. They’re the fkn reason why he sings. Dude has a song called “G-String (and a Toothbrush)” and a song called “Night Fishin.” I dare not mention he has a song called “I’m Tired of That Who Said Mess.” He exists because they exist without him, there would be no him. In the words of The Last Mr Biggs, chuuuch. He most definitely is assisting the devil.

G-String/and a Toothbrush (Hook)
Where we goin you don’t need to pack too much
All ya need to bring…
Is a g-strang and a toothbrush
G-straaang and a toothbrush

Night Fishin (Hook)
I’m goin night fishin
That’s when the catfish love to bite
Well it’s alright fishin in daytime
Seem like the catfish bite better at night.

I need to say no more – no fkn mo. Bobby Rush is Elroy’n these hoes.