Never mind the absence of teeth in this post.

Ladies and zestlemen have been doing all types of hoe shit to get out of tickets since the invention of the automobile but this niggatry takes the ice cream and cake. Cecily Tyson, assemble your posse of club rats. You just got your Poligrip blown up DOA style. Drive around to the first window to get your life, please.

You get down low, you hold it and squeeze it. Now you take a breathe. Hold your breath! Hold it! Now let it go! CHEW. THIS. ASS.