Today’s commercial break is being brought to you by good pussy and Georgia’s no sales tax weekend. I will be hitting the racks later in hopes of copping that Coogi expandable binder I have had my wonky eye on. Wish me luck on my hood arithmetic and pray for my haters!

If Steven Tyler’s hands on your knees, hands on your knees game were the least bit more proper he might need to be tested for steroids and traces of Blue Magic hair grease. He looks like the MVP with that throwback dress on Webbie rhymed about on “Bad Bitch.” Not too sure if he knows how to cook neck bones, though.

Tell the truth and shame the Devil, how many times have you been guilty of striking the same tragic pose in the club while holding your mixed drink of choice? No need to front about it either. You know I enforce a strict policy on Fridays about that shit.