gabby candid Crunk Candids: Gabrielle, LaLa + Kiyan, Chris Brown, Corbin Bleu, and Heidi + Henry

Gabrielle Union [yeah the chick that steals people’s husbands and shops on Robertson Blvd. for attention from paparazzi] was seen here entering the Express TXT L8TER Denim Campaign launch party at LA eatery Nobu on Wednesday.

candid lala Crunk Candids: Gabrielle, LaLa + Kiyan, Chris Brown, Corbin Bleu, and Heidi + Henry

Brittny Gastineau [fresh out of a cameo in the summer flick, BRUNO] and Lala Vasquez, along with her spawn with Carmelo, was seen taking a stroll after a lunch date. I like you Lala, but leave them whores for propaganda alone [that includes Uncle CiCi].

chris Crunk Candids: Gabrielle, LaLa + Kiyan, Chris Brown, Corbin Bleu, and Heidi + Henry

I don’t like to see animals cry. Every time a Rabid Beaver sheds a tear, a freshwater dam bursts. Chris Brown was spotted looking sad outside a nightspot in NYC. Rumor has it that the Barbadian was inside, and due to the 50-yard restraining order, he could not go inside.

89510285 Crunk Candids: Gabrielle, LaLa + Kiyan, Chris Brown, Corbin Bleu, and Heidi + Henry

Corbin Bleu was seen backstage giving the photographers fever at “The Little Mermaid” production on Broadway.

candid henry Crunk Candids: Gabrielle, LaLa + Kiyan, Chris Brown, Corbin Bleu, and Heidi + Henry

Heidi Klum and her son Henry Samuel [I like her and Seal. No shade today!] was seen enjoying the park in Los Angeles.