Via The House of Fury:

Ice-T’s hoe wife, Coco, dropped a blog on Global Grind giving advice to all the lonely buzzards who want to know how to keep their man happy. [insert long sigh]

* Make him a cold drink
* Cook him his favorite food
* Give him a body rub
* Dress in his favorite outfit or item
* Draw him a bath
* Watch all his favorite shows for a night
* Play video games with him
* And finally, kiss or lick his feet. Hehe- LOL. – very optional
Until my next thought . . .

Love,
Coco

At least the list didn’t mention getting pissed on. I was almost certain that would make her Top 5. Well Coco and Ice have been married for 8 years and still seem very happy, so I guess she knows what she’s talking about. I’m sure the balloon breasts and plastic ass probably don’t hurt either.