This fool trying to show his chest cleavage like her Harry Belafonte and shit.

Winston The Danger Kitty’s premiere party for the oh no show on Saturday was literally a who’s who event [as in who the fuck is who] of epic proportions. When you start pulling people off of their duty stations in the valet area and push them onto the red carpet its time to cancel Christmas. You still aren’t eligible for time and a half, Melyssa.

I’m assuming that the guest list was compiled after watching BET on a Saturday afternoon because I see cast members from Soul Plane, One on One, and Why Do Fools Fall In Love. Thank God McLovin was in the building otherwise this post would be null and void.