There are a number of women and zestlemen who have been inspired by The Cum Up Kid and have started to dress like they are trying to score heroin from a dealer at a laundry mat.

Now if this particular style has always been a favorite of yours and you pull it off well don’t mind my bitching. And in no way shape of form am I giving Kanye’s ball masseuse sole credit for sparking a glowstick trend. But I can’t help but notice that a few of my chubby buddies seem a lot more, uh, free with their wardrobe decisions. The results are almost never pretty. Okay, they never are.

Do you but also exercise body type discretion. I’m not trying to get all Uncle Karl and say only skinny chicks can get away with this but you better not let me or the next shit talking person Twitpic that ass.  And that’s from the heart.