Police along with a spokesman for R. Kelly are refuting reports that police raided the singer’s home in suburban Olympia Fields in connection with an alleged relationship between the Pied Pisser and a 17 year old girl.

“A wildly exaggerated and inaccurate report has been circulating on the Internet that Olympia Fields police showed up at R. Kelly’s house with a search warrant just before the singer left for his three-week concert tour in Africa last month and then searched the place looking for a missing 17-year-old girl.

“This is completely false. No police ever showed up at Kelly’s house with a search warrant nor was his house ever searched. It is also not true, as the unsubstantiated report claimed, that any such girl ever stayed overnight in Kelly’s house or that she had been there but left shortly before some mythical police search.

“Kelly’s attorneys have informed the police that they will cooperate fully with any investigation.”

. . . but am I wrong for thinking that this could go down one day?