There are a number of things I could go without dealing with in life: war, bills, traffic, visible excessive lace front glue, Consequence’s mouth situation, and now the mental image of the last occasion Tameka and Usher played house together. You know I have a vile mind so I am imagining all types of mess, right? The type of shit I am thinking of should involves body paint and should be reserved only for a hour long special on the National Geographic channel.

“I know you caught me cheating and you tired of me lyin / Ima be honest with you baby I know I crossed tha line / If you don’t wanna fuck with me no mo then cool that fine / but before you go babe can we fuck one more time?” game proper. Those inspiring words are from a song by Algernod Washington, by the way.

Tameka Raymond says she didn’t see it coming.

Usher’s soon to be ex-wife states in a new court filing that she and the R&B star have not been separated since July 2008 and, in fact, were “intimately together” less than a week before he started divorce proceedings.

She had “every reason to believe her marriage was intact,” her attorney stated in documents filed Monday in Atlanta.

But since it wasn’t, Tameka now wants to make sure that her estranged husband takes care of all of her legal fees pertaining to the split and continues to support his family financially, per the filing. [source]