Leave it to Solange to provide some stability around this muthafucka while the rest of the universe is in shambles. Shambles I tell ya! Basement Baby decided to say fuck the niggatry industry [her words not mine] and served the kids at San Fransisco’s Pride Festival instead while wearing an outfit that would make any certified glowstick carrier elated.
Kid Creole, we speak your name.
Joe Jackson got his hater blockas on and for good reason.
He raised eyebrows Celebrity Seaborn style after promoting his record label on the red carpet at the *** awards live on CNN and before a press conference outside of his Encino, California home earlier today. Here’s what a few people had to say in response to my question about Papa Joe.
@robo3k he’s on his grind to make his record label the next big thing.
@HarleyzWorld Joe is always gonna be Joe, “I’m bout dis money no need 2 pretend so, holla @ me when u ready 2 spend.” (Via foxxy brown) lol
@iStayStylinOnU ole raggedy cheshire cat lookin mug skinnin and grinnin at the awards after his son died…shameful! hasnt he stole enuf shine?!
@musicman128 What do I think of him? *Pulls a Mariah when asked of J.Lo* “Neva heard of him”….
@DLuxe I think people need to stop acting shocked @ Joe. He only saw MJ as a commodity in life, why would it change in death?
@hell2danaw real bad real bad JOE Jackson!
@micahandthewolf he’s mad niggerish, but that shouldn’t surprise anyone.
@peachy0922 I think joe jackson is coping in a different way. promoting his record label was wrong but he’s doing nothing wrong
Your cousins flocked to different spots in Los Angeles last night in a mission to suck all of the remaining life and dignity out of the city last night while fulfilling their quota for photo ops.
*** [its still too soon] held their Crème of the Crop post award show dinner at the always paparazzi friendly Mr. Chow’s. If I captioned your fam’s name wrong its because I know them but I don’t know them know them. Choweezy himself came out on a segway during the evening to make sure that there was enough guns and butter for Ving Rhames and to keep an eye out on Shenehneh and Wanda’s table.
The shenanigans that was the 2009 EBT Awards did such a number on my ass that I am debating whether or not I am going to check the African American box for a while. I literally cannot stand to look at pictures from the last night’s show right now. This totally makes up for that shit.
A fight broke out on a Florida bus when news of Michael Jackson’s death sparked debate over whether he should be remembered as a great musical talent, and one passenger was charged with assault, police said on Friday.
The bus was moving through the city of North Lauderdale on Thursday when passenger James Kiernan received a text message about Jackson’s death on his cell phone, and he read it aloud on the bus, the Broward County Sheriff’s Department said.
The unidentified bus driver opined that “Michael Jackson should have been in jail long ago,” prompting Kiernan, 60, to retort that “the world just lost a great musical talent,” the police report said.
It said the last remark enraged another passenger, Henry Wideman, who started a swearing match with Kiernan, then pulled out a knife and chased Kiernan down the aisle with it.
All eyes are on the 2009 BET Awards just not for the fuckery the show usually brings but the show’s dedication to the life and legacy of Michael Jackson. Pull up a folding chair next to your favorite Crunkster in the comment section during the telecast!
Since my shit talking cannot be chopped down to 140 characters I am going to live blog from here tonight. Get you a piece, whore! Check it out under the cut!
Tons of celebs gathered at BET’s boss lady Debra Lee’s pre-award show dinner on Saturday night. Wherever there is free food, open bar, and a place to sit you can always depend on your famous cousins to fall through.
