Open Air: Live At The 2009 EBT Awards

All eyes are on the 2009 BET Awards just not for the fuckery the show usually brings but the show’s dedication to the life and legacy of Michael Jackson. Pull up a folding chair next to your favorite Crunkster in the comment section during the telecast!

Since my shit talking cannot be chopped down to 140 characters I am going to live blog from here tonight. Get you a piece, whore! Check it out under the cut!

07:17 Arsenio Hall is on the screen looking like he just got finished collecting cans.

07:20 Nipsey Hustle and Ving Rhames were on CNN looking like they just left a cook out on Slawson Ave and decided to run out to the red carpet real quick.

07:25 According to various unconfirmed tweets [you know how it is] Joe Jackson is at the award show. We’ll see if that’s true or not.

07:27 Everybody is tripping over each other and shit to talk to Beyonce. Queen Crawfish got it like that!

07:28 Pleasure P looks lonely up there without Spectacular grinding in his cherry red thong on the side of him. BITCH, YOU AIN’T DEENA JONES!

07:30 Boyfriend #2 needs to hurry up and get the fuck off stage.

07:36 Just had to do a double take because I thought Tyra Banks was Ciara. You know all I see is foreheads and yaki.

07:38 EBT is really trying to make Mr. Birthday Sex’s first national television performance a big deal. Well, it ain’t. People still can’t even say that boy’s name right.

07:42 Mario is wearing the same outfit my high school flag troop rocked in 2002.

07:48 Monica got on some Peachtree Street couture shit. She By Sheree?

07:50 Joe Jackson IS at the EBT Awards!

07:53 Day 26 just won the award for Best Group. Too bad they haven’t seen a check from Bad Boy this quarter.

07:54 Diddy sure will steal a bitch’s thunder, won’t he? WHY WON’T HE LET HIS EMPLOYEES BE SEMI-GREAT?!

THE SHOW IS ON!

08:01 Marlon Wayans let the cat out of the bag about New Edition performing a tribute to MJ. Here it is! I’m not crazy about this just yet but I am loving Bobby Brown.

CATCH ME ON TWITTER! ALL THIS BACK AND FOURTH SHIT AIN’T IT! LOL, I AM GIVING UP ALREADY.