SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.

This is just like hearing your parents talk about participating in hoe shit. Yes, you expect that they have done a couple of slut bucket activities in their lifetime [which would explain your existence] but you’re not trying to get a front row view of the action. Unless you are that little confused white boy from Transformers, now that’s a whole 10 minute segment of Dr. Phil.

Uncle Russell thought it would be in good taste [insert JoJo Simmons approved lip smack here] by making out with his new model girlfriend Noemie Lenoir for the razzi earlier this week in New York City. And all I can see is Lil’ Russy in 30 years. I am clutching my pearls and reaching for one of Justine’s hot wings as you read this.