David Stern, get you a piece.

Courtside whoredom has taken precedence at the NBA Finals. Hours before Thursday night’s game in Orlando Usmagazine reported that Chris Brown and Rihanna would both be in attendance and requested to sit next to each other for a reunion of sorts. But when cameras showed the whores in attendance, Alien Princess Rih Rih and Rabid Beaver were not sitting together but actually on opposite sides of the court.

SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.