No freedom, no wigs, no woman no cry!

Ladies and zestlemen of the jury, this what happens when you don’t wrap your hair up at night! I am sure slave ass bitches [copyright Kyle] would agree with me when I say that it is important to protect your “white girl flow” at all times. You know they do make satin pillowcases now, right?

I am not my hair game proper.

Uncle Phil was sentenced to 19 years to life in prison for the 2003 murder of actress Lana Clarkson last month. If he would have recorded a song with Justin Timberlake about the old him being dead and gone the judge may have shown a little mercy. Say something nice! Its his only road to redemption.