Unless your name is Shar Jackson or you have a Stuart Scott situation going on that you feel some type of way about there is no reason to wear colored eye contacts in 2009. Let me break it down for you since no one else wants to be honest: you ain’t enhancing shit. Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

Fresh from her camel toe’s surprise appearance on that Summer Jam screen, Lil’ Kim partied it up with Eugene Remm and Mark Birnbaum, co-owners of NYC nightspot Tenjune, on Tuesday night. Fat Joe, Mr. Birthday Sex, Kid Cudi, and Kimora’s former tampon carrier also came through the party.