We all know at least one “educated” woman at our church who looks like Arsenio, no?

But I digress.

Who better to bring back one of my favorite C+D feature posts than Donkey and Arsenio? I know you have been waiting for some pudding to fall inside of your panties all day long, so here you have it. Try not to bust a brain cell . . . or anything else on this one. Who would you motorboat?