“Last night I thought there was one in there but I couldn’t find it. My husband offered to take a look but I said: ‘Uh, actually, no thanks.’ Cos, you know, some things just … Anyway, I had to go to my gynecologist’s office – which is in New Jersey, where I live – first thing this morning. I waited in my car until the office was open so she could see me right away. It was fine. There was nothing there.”

- – Wendy Williams on her tampon being M.I.A.

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