Fresh let me give the back story on this here double side eye fever that’s being served in the attached photo. The girl with the fro in the black is about 7 months pregnant by my cousin in the blue and they’ve only known each other for about 10 months [you do the math]. My aunt’s and cousin’s side eyes are clearly saying — in the infamous words of Dr. Dre from the Chronic 2001 — that’s “THE OL’ KEEP A NIGGA BABY.”

Love you. keep it crunk for Team Chunk!

– Maria Conchita Alonso Solomon Smith Barney Brown Fernandez [you know how we latins do]