Ever have one of those mornings when you wake up feeling unfulfilled before you can even hop up out of bed to turn your swag on? Such was my plight today.
I couldn’t figure out what the missing link in my life was until a voice from the heavens spoke out to me in a loud thunderous voice and instructed me to visit Khia’s MySpace blog. I immediately fell down to my knees and rejoiced when the words “Mathew Knowles wit his dick slaying ass” appeared at the top of my screen.
.Mathew…..Mathew….Mathew….. In the case of Kelly Rowland and Mathew Knowles…. Mr. Knowles…… You are the FATHER!!! And Russell Simmons said that!!!! Nowwwwww….. Imma see if some dirt service out the clear blue sky on Russell!!! One time for Kimora….. I see you left that QUEEN and married that KING bare-faced and hair wrapped up like CLEOPATRA!!!! And I looooooooved it!!! All dat fake shit and make-up had to go fucking wit KUNTA….. Welcome home…… My Black Sista!!!! All Hail The Newborn King!!!!!!.
…….Nowwww…….Before I give yall my love letter to Weezy….. There is one more question that the hood wanted me to ask!!!!!! What the FUCK has Lil Kim done to her FACE????….I caught a glimpse of Dancing With The Stars and I didn’t even know that was Lil Kim….. I thought it was Michael Jackson!!!! Lil Kim…. Shame on you!!! What happened to the chocolate Lil-Kim on the Hard-Core poster with the piglet nose?????? I liked your old nose!!! You done went and spent over 200 stacks on plastic surgery and they still aint fixed your face? Chile Boo!!! You know you done fucked up ……Dontcha? If you were having self esteem issues you shoukd have came and seen the Queen and I would have prescribed you The Thug Misses, Gangstress and Nasti Muzik cd’s and told you to call me in the morning!!! Girl….. What did you do????? Chile Boo..Cock a Doodle Doo!!!!!!!!