Style Jury: Majorette Tights

Posted on May 29, 2009

Majorette tights are quickly becoming the hood’s new alternative to Spanx. Blame Queen Creole Crawfish and Katrina Laverne. In this last month I have seen a couple of guys and dolls waltzing around the club looking like they just stepped off the sidelines at Soldier Field. What’s your verdict?

Side note: Is Nuvo the official alcoholic beverage for the Breast Cancer Foundation? If not it should be! I want to break out my pink ribbon pin and make a change every time I see someone with a bottle. [Trina flicks via Trina Fan]

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted on May 29, 2009

Spectacular you looking?! You better not tell Iggy Pop that he still can’t make his hips roll with the best of them. The 62 year old gave a Parisian crowd fever while performing earlier this week. He take his shirt off and all the hoes stopped breathing [© Gucci Mane].

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Star Mangled Banner

Posted on May 29, 2009

Principal Joe Clark approved the Ms. Powers remix to East Side High’s school song but would frown upon this. Praise thy name, praise thy name!

Just in time to garner a little extra promotion for his upcoming Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Tyrese Gibson turned up to sing the national anthem last night at Game 5 of NBA’s Western Conference finals and ended up angering the patriotic masses by changing its words to better fit his rooting interest.

While belting out the pregame staple, Gibson unexpectedly did away with the seminal line “our flag was still there,” replacing the words with the boo-inciting “our Lakers were still there.” Gibson has yet to comment on the controversy, though he did twitter this morning that he feels “sick” and, due to his sudden yet unspecified illness, has canceled all activities for the day. [source]

Look on the bright side of things. This situation could have been a hell of a lot worse if Uncle Carl showed up to do the damn thing.

Or Cousin Kenny Mack.

Friday Fuckery: And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going

Posted on May 29, 2009

Macon, Georgia – - Home of Nancy Grace, Otis Redding, Little Richard and now most notably Auntie Brenda.

Your Auntie B shut shit down near Air Force One shortly before President Obama arrived at Los Angeles International Airport to depart California on Thursday morning. She was removed by airport security after causing a scene moments earlier.

Now this is the type of daily bread shit people need to post on Twitter! Fuck posting pictures of your fresh mani and pedi.

Lee said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press that she wanted to hand Obama a letter urging him “to take a stand for traditional marriage.”

She said she asked a Secret Service agent to give the president her letter, but he refused and referred her to a White House staffer. Lee said she refused to give the staffer the letter.

“I said, ‘I’ll take my chances if (the president) comes by here,’” said Lee, who identified herself as a Roman Catholic priestess who lives in Anaheim, Calif. “He became annoyed that I wouldn’t give him the letter.”

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Caught Out There: Cassie + Diddy’s Club Night

Posted on May 29, 2009

Epiphany time! As long as there are whores for propaganda running wild in the streets I will never be out of a job and fuckery will continue to be epicenter of our world.

Cassie is still screwing the boss, much to the chagrin of Kim Porter. Diddy and Madame Glowsticks were photographed [separately] outside of Deluxe night in Beverly Hills club last night. One could argue that being seen out in at the same spot isn’t enough concrete evidence for the fucking claim but, eh, why would you defend either parties to begin with?

Enjoy the low life while you can, Ventura. Once he has sucked your soul dry you will be splitting shifts with Cheri Dennis at Tire Kingdom.

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Star Tracks: Timbaland

Posted on May 29, 2009

Timbaland’s meaty self flashed the razzi his wedding band during a shopping trip in Malibu on Thursday. Both exciting and fascinating shit, I know. He married his longtime publicist Monique Idlett in Virgina last June in a low key ceremony before taking off to Aruba for another ceremony. The couple lives in Miami and are the proud parents of a two year old daughter.

Missy needs to wife up one of her hoes! I know she is tired of living in sin. This may be the inspiration she needs.

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Be Careful For What You Ask For

Posted on May 28, 2009

When Spectacular [or Sexy Spec if you like nuts with your honey] from Pretty Ricky sent out the zest-filled request for his male R&B counterparts to submit their freakiest moves he probably had no idea that Keith From Up Da Block would eliminate them all with one calculated belly roll.

This my friends couldn’t wait until tomorrow! Friday Fuckery is too much of a sacred cow to have this shit associated with it. Curse Nova Slim and The House of Soul Bounce for subjecting us all to this!