Quween [and this has nothing to do with Halle Berry] is having the best month ever! Too bad its almost up. Frankie’s get high partner is so committed to protecting A through K celebritites from being terrorized by the “potsahrazsee” that she has opened her own agency.

I know a couple of people who could become key members on her staff and the great news is that they all work for crushed soda cans and honey buns. It feels so good to hustle through this recession!