When Spectacular [or Sexy Spec if you like nuts with your honey] from Pretty Ricky sent out the zest-filled request for his male R&B counterparts to submit their freakiest moves he probably had no idea that Keith From Up Da Block would eliminate them all with one calculated belly roll.

This my friends couldn’t wait until tomorrow! Friday Fuckery is too much of a sacred cow to have this shit associated with it. Curse Nova Slim and The House of Soul Bounce for subjecting us all to this!