Swizz, Mashonda, Bobby

Bobby Brown always seems to add to my journalistic credibility in one form or another. I really should cut the man a check or at least allow him to sleep on my sofa for one night.

But I digress.

After bragging about Alicia Keys cooking him breakfast butt ass naked on the remix of “Best I Ever Had” Swizz Beats has requested a court-approved gag order in the divorce proceedings with the beautiful and talented [ahem] Mashonda.

You bitch you.

Mashonda is arguably one of the supreme vocalist of our generation. She sung the hook on “Get No Better” and some random song on La Bella Mafia. That’s no way to treat a queen of that magnitude.

Mashonda’s lawyer Bernard Clair can’t believe that shit either. He tells the New York Post: “the issues with the divorce and child support were “flying under the radar until Mr. Dean and Alicia Keys went public about their long-term affair and he released a song implying that he likes it when Alicia serves him breakfast naked. Now that Mr. Dean’s questionable conduct is being scrutinized, he suddenly wants a gag order and the media to be locked out?”