Ugh.

I can’t stand to look at these kids right now so I posted this picture of this artistic YT instead. He is the one responsible for the Battered But Not Broken wall art now available at your local flea market in the home decor section. Get you a piece, whore!

There is no room in the inn for those who whore for propaganda here in Crunkland! Okay, that’s a lie but you understand where I am going with this.

Rihanna and Wheelchair Jimmy [I refuse to call Aubrey by that rapper name] were spotted exchanging spit in New York City last night.

Rihanna is officially over Chris Brown. The Barbadian beauty showed up with a group of friends Monday at Lucky Strike Lanes & Lounge on West 42nd Street, but spent most of the night locking lips with Canadian former child actor-turned-rapper Aubrey “Drake” Graham. “She was drinking whiskey and apple juice and making out with him all night,” says a spy. “They were really cute together.” RIHANNA, who’s also been spending time in town with Katy Perry, peeled off with Drake at about midnight.

In the immortal words of Kid Fury sonic boom, spinning bird kick, hadouken, fatality, and flawless victory.