Simon Cowell ex-girlfriend dirty sanchez go to girl Terri Seymour was attacked by a jealous stan outside the Nokia Theatre during the American Idol performance finale.

According to police, a 33 year-old woman named Janice Thibodeaux approached the Extra correspondent and asked if she was Simon Cowell’s ex. When Seymour said yes, Thibodeaux allegedly began choking the shit out of her. Police officers apprehended Thibodeaux’s nutty ass and booked her on felony battery charges.

Thibodeaux’s brother and sister said the suspect is “not crazy” and the alleged attack was “way out of character” for her.