Day Late, Dollar Short

After serving 90 days in a Phoenix, Arizona jail DMX did like any other respectable man of the cloth: he had a crack party with Katt Williams and a dog inside of Yung Joc’s penthouse.

Inside Yung Joc’s head. Joc was a little bored [suing Diddy can have that effect on a person] and decided to use his imagination on Twitter yesterday. Makes good sense to me. Muppet Babies are always playing make believe to pass the time! If you thought that Rescue 911 shit was true for a second a coked up dog should attack your ass.

And speaking of canines, in order to keep the lovely Tashera draped in the most delicate of fabrics Earl is hitting the pipe road, Jack. You know The Carter is still calling his name though.

“His touring schedule will be later this fall; however he will be making appearances at certain concerts and special events to let his fans know that the DOG is Back! Dates include: Phoenix (May 14-15), Las Vegas (May 16-17), Los Angeles (May 21-22), Albuquerque (May 23), Denver (May 24), Atlanta (May 29), Houston (May 30) and Dallas (May 31).”