But first, why does ol’ girl with the dimple piercings look like the Magic City version of Lauren London?

The homies Madam Baller Alert, Kodak Boi, and Gyant kicked it in Miami and Clifford’s invite only farewell bash [I know, I know] this past weekend in Miami. I guess Tameka forgot to put my invitation in the mail on time after I made that Case of the Cottles / swine flu joke last week. WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE GREAT?! I should have been posted up enjoying complimentary shots not Jamie Foster Brown. Fuck that, I’m hating.

No word on if Officer Ricky provided security for the event and tittay gravy for the open bar but judging from the pictures it looked like a good time. I’m glad you kids had fun while I was stuck in Harpo’s Juke Joint sweating my edges out.