Gabrielle Union and Sanaa Lathan. SHAM. FUCKING. WOW. The most exciting individuals of the day are here! Gather around the good stuff. Listen, I’m not just throwing shade at these two for the sake of being bitchy but these broads really do just bore me to death. They are on the same level as Halle Berry on my hullabaloo radar.

Gabby was kinda interesting when she was out there fucking around with a married man [I see you Alicia Keys] but now that Dwayne Wade’s divorce is underway that has all fizzled out. Unless you a showing that pussy on iChat or the like there is no room for you in the inn!

Just click the thumbnails under the cut so that I can buy my cousin a nice graduation gift next month.