AND THE NOMINEES ARE

Please let the 2009 EBT Awards be chocked full of certified nigga shit. It’s become a tradition. Fuckery don’t fail me now!

I’m not trying to make a wish list but somebody, anybody, everybody giving the “We got a Black president, Oprah gave us free chicken last month, and I ain’t got to go to work on Monday. Ain’t God good?” proclamation before announcing the nominees to the Best Use of a Court Appointed Lawyer category would be like fire shut up in my bones.