Lauren London’s name is making its way around gossip blogs but not for bussin’ that pussy open for the camera phone or in photo booth [yet], rather reportedly being five months pregnant from Lil’ Wayne. The initial shock and awe from her having sex with a sea urchin did make me clutch my pearls a bit but not for too long.

The House of Bitchie has all the gossip details but I am still failing to realize what’s so buzzworthy about this rumor. This is one of the reasons why I’d rather focus on fuckery. I cannot.