I officially quit this bitch.

Sorry if I misspell anything in the next several lines as my fangas are currently recovering from the diabetic rigor mortis i experienced while viewing this video. The tang warriors and sugar nazis have united in a major way to give you the new face of pop music. This shit is so futuristic you have to
watch it with your 3d glasses and House of Dereon aluminum foil trench coat just to get the full effect!

Imagine Heavy D’s body, Al Sharptons hair [fresh out of the shower of course, insert oil sheen swag here] and Sasha Fierce’s spirit and here we have it; Tyrone “Slim” Jones. I see BIG things for this “little” guy and I don’t just mean those origami-style tittay bawls and 3-compartment stomach. I’m talking endorsements from Nutrisystem, Splenda, Subway . . . THE WORKS!

Grab your insulin boost and your helmet and be prepared to experience TRUE GREATNESS! Get into the body rolls! Just when she got rid of Forehead Fierce. Beyaki better alert the Creole Mafia immediately!

- – Miss Cleo