“I’m like, ‘I’m hungry,’” Will recalled. “He says, ‘Why don’t you take the horse? Take the horse and pick apples. It’s wonderful. We love doing it. The horses love going apple picking.’ I’m like, ‘All right, I’ll fuking go.’ I swear to God. I’m on a fucking horse. Michael Jackson’s like, ‘Wow, it’s great.’ The horse is picking apples. I’m like picking apples and junk, putting them in a bag. I’m like wow, this is like picking apples with Michael Jackson on horseback. Look at that shit, right?”

- – will.i.am hearts his bromance with MJ

“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”

- – Shia LeBouf gives his mom some rock hard peen an early Mother’s Day gift

“That’s my son. If he was right here, I’d kiss him again. I kiss my daughter, my other son…If you did (have children), you’d understand what I meant with it. I just think people took that too far man. That’s my son. I’ll do it again tomorrow, I’ll kill for him. Ride and die for him.”

- – Baby on kissing his son Lil’ Wayne, again . . . and again, and again! Cause that’s what parents do!