This recession got you wondering where your next meal is going to come from? Thinking of new ways to sautee that stray cat you saw earlier? Let Muff Muff live! Oprah as usual is here to save the day!

And you get a two piece, and you get a two piece!

Hit up Oprah.com/KFC to print out a coupon for two pieces of grilled chicken, two individual sides and a biscuit for free. Grilled chicken, people. And please don’t complain about not getting a free medium drink to go with it. Beggers can’t be choosy. Dine in, ask for a water cup, and re-fill it up with soda instead. Oh, don’t act like you haven’t done it before!