Although she can resemble a Crank Yankers puppet at times there is no question that Valerie Simpson is killing most hoes her age, capital murder style. These new millennium wives can’t hold their own in the paint while being overshadowed and out shined by their husbands on a daily basis. It’s Ashford & Simpson, not Simpson & Ashford!  Val deserves an NAACP Award and a goon chain for this shit.

Ashford, Scar, Allah, Yahweh, however you choose to refer to him. You know a god when you see one. Ain’t too many perms that can rival Verdine White’s lucious locks. You already know I don’t mutter words like that often.

This is the perfection that The Carters are striving towards. Jay-Z has been growing his hair out and Beyaki has always been on the tacky side.

Happy Birthday, Nick! My birthday is on Wednesday but I may need to bump that shit up now because of this.