Although I openly stan for Erykah Badu I can’t stand her ass. And no, it has nothing to do with her pilot head gear. Her post baby body looks better than my, well, pre adolescence figure. It’s all good though, I’m just going to drink me some Cyanide Creole Cayenne Lemonade and walk around in a sauna suit all day.

Thank Kang Jeezus for Kid Fury covering this earlier this week because I would have totally missed out on the opportunity to swang my stan flag. Erykah teamed up with Kiehl’s to launch a limited edition Superbly Restorative Argan Body Lotion that is sure to turn more than a few men change gods and stop eating meat.