Archive for May, 2009

Star Tracks: Gabrielle Union

Posted by Fresh on May 31, 2009

Gabrielle Union

Gabrielle Union took a break from scheming on other women’s husbands and did a little shopping over the weekend.

The good people over at The House of YBF reported last week that she will executive produce a VH1 reality show that will feature the ex-wives and former girlfriends [preferably baby mamas] of “athletes, actors, and other high profile personalities.”

Siovaughn Wade needs to hit Tashera Simmons up on Twitter and tell her to maul this heffa’s face completely off and then direct message Tiny to kick it around in some truffles.

Get that new Balenciaga bag you’ve been wanting, girl. A check is a check – - even if hoe shit is involved.

I Can Do All Things Through Yaki That Strengthens Me, It's Cold In These Parking Lots, Quick Flicks, What's A Goon To A Goblin? |
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Star Tracks: Rabid Beaver

Posted by Fresh on May 31, 2009

Chris Brown + Fan

Hope everybody in Orlando are vaccinated and protected with the shield of Quween! Mr. Monster was spotted again at Amway Arena watching the Orlando Magic defeat the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 6 of the NBA Eastern Conference finals. The Nike Lebron Puppet should have came out and bit his ankles.

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Friday Fuckery: And Then A Hero Comes Along

Posted by Fresh on May 29, 2009

Quween [and this has nothing to do with Halle Berry] is having the best month ever! Too bad its almost up. Frankie’s get high partner is so committed to protecting A through K celebritites from being terrorized by the “potsahrazsee” that she has opened her own agency.

I know a couple of people who could become key members on her staff and the great news is that they all work for crushed soda cans and honey buns. It feels so good to hustle through this recession!

A Man Down - Code 10 Affair, A check is a check, Ante Up!, Bitch You See Me, Fuck The Recession, I'm Just Here For The Free Fingerfoods, YAAAAAASSSSS!!! |

Friday Fuckery: Jackin’ For Blogs

Posted by Fresh on May 29, 2009

I gotta let the suspense build for this one. Thank God Aretha isn’t the unfortunate soul on the shirt. Catfish Wilkerson better not ever try to pull a stunt like this!

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A Man Down - Code 10 Affair, And I Don't Need A Label For This Shit, Bitch You See Me, Come And Get Your Cousins Please |

Style File x Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on May 29, 2009

“My fashion is about the urban woman in the year 3000, when there is a ton of pollution and we all need to protect our bodies and cover up, because the air outside will acidise our skin. I think about obscure, weird things and try to create a world around them.” – - Lady CaCa [© MK] breaks down her fashion sense

GOIN’ GAGA

Doing The Most, Girl Hand Me Some Glowsticks!, I'm So Different, Thanks For Breaking It Down For Us |

Quick Flicks: Whores + More

Posted by Fresh on May 29, 2009

Christina Milian + The Dream

Again, as long as there are whores for propaganda in our world C+D will continue to live long and prosper. Anyway.

Nicole, Harlow, Lionel

Nicole and daughter Harlow were seen exiting CNN studios after recording an appearance for Larry King Live. Nicole will appear on the episode with her father, Lionel Richie, who was also spotted outside the building. Little Harlow looks like the spitting image of Joel!

YT got that potent sperm. The couple is currently expecting Baby #2 in August.

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Friday Fuckery: Rib Tips + Smooth R&B Vocals

Posted by Fresh on May 29, 2009

First off, LOVE the site Fresh. I’m always guaranteed a laugh whenever I visit.I don’t know if you’ve seen this already or not but I figured I’d pass it on. Fuck Reh Dogg and T-Baby! Mr. Spriggs BBQ joint is what’s hot in the streets in ‘09!

With lyrics like “Baby I’m hongry, I said baby you hongry?” it’s a wonder how no one came across this sooner. If the BBQ joint doesn’t work out for him he could at least ghostwrite for Curtis Williams or something.

- – Zest Baby

All Types of Right, Team Chunk Stand The Fuck Up, We Do This For The Hood, YAAAAAASSSSS!!! |

Style Jury: Majorette Tights

Posted by Fresh on May 29, 2009

Trina Trina

Majorette tights are quickly becoming the hood’s new alternative to Spanx. Blame Queen Creole Crawfish and Katrina Laverne. In this last month I have seen a couple of guys and dolls waltzing around the club looking like they just stepped off the sidelines at Soldier Field. What’s your verdict?

Side note: Is Nuvo the official alcoholic beverage for the Breast Cancer Foundation? If not it should be! I want to break out my pink ribbon pin and make a change every time I see someone with a bottle. [Trina flicks via Trina Fan]

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted by Fresh on May 29, 2009

Iggy Pop

Spectacular you looking?! You better not tell Iggy Pop that he still can’t make his hips roll with the best of them. The 62 year old gave a Parisian crowd fever while performing earlier this week. He take his shirt off and all the hoes stopped breathing [© Gucci Mane].

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Bitch You See Me, Get Like Me, I'm Still Bustin' Nuts After All These Years, Killin' You Hoes, No One On The Corner Has A Swagger Like Us!, Say Something Nice Challenge |

Star Mangled Banner

Posted by Fresh on May 29, 2009

Tyrese

Principal Joe Clark approved the Ms. Powers remix to East Side High’s school song but would frown upon this. Praise thy name, praise thy name!

Just in time to garner a little extra promotion for his upcoming Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Tyrese Gibson turned up to sing the national anthem last night at Game 5 of NBA’s Western Conference finals and ended up angering the patriotic masses by changing its words to better fit his rooting interest.

While belting out the pregame staple, Gibson unexpectedly did away with the seminal line “our flag was still there,” replacing the words with the boo-inciting “our Lakers were still there.” Gibson has yet to comment on the controversy, though he did twitter this morning that he feels “sick” and, due to his sudden yet unspecified illness, has canceled all activities for the day. [source]

Look on the bright side of things. This situation could have been a hell of a lot worse if Uncle Carl showed up to do the damn thing.

Or Cousin Kenny Mack.

Doing The Most, That's What Your Ass Gets, Way To Drum Up Publicitiy, You Embarrass Me. You Embarrass Yourself. |

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