Archive for May, 2009

Star Tracks: Gabrielle Union

Gabrielle Union

Gabrielle Union took a break from scheming on other women’s husbands and did a little shopping over the weekend.

The good people over at The House of YBF reported last week that she will executive produce a VH1 reality show that will feature the ex-wives and former girlfriends [preferably baby mamas] of “athletes, actors, and other high profile personalities.”

Siovaughn Wade needs to hit Tashera Simmons up on Twitter and tell her to maul this heffa’s face completely off and then direct message Tiny to kick it around in some truffles.

Get that new Balenciaga bag you’ve been wanting, girl. A check is a check – - even if hoe shit is involved.

Star Tracks: Rabid Beaver

Chris Brown + Fan

Hope everybody in Orlando are vaccinated and protected with the shield of Quween! Mr. Monster was spotted again at Amway Arena watching the Orlando Magic defeat the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 6 of the NBA Eastern Conference finals. The Nike Lebron Puppet should have came out and bit his ankles.

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Friday Fuckery: And Then A Hero Comes Along

Quween [and this has nothing to do with Halle Berry] is having the best month ever! Too bad its almost up. Frankie’s get high partner is so committed to protecting A through K celebritites from being terrorized by the “potsahrazsee” that she has opened her own agency.

I know a couple of people who could become key members on her staff and the great news is that they all work for crushed soda cans and honey buns. It feels so good to hustle through this recession!

Friday Fuckery: Jackin’ For Blogs

I gotta let the suspense build for this one. Thank God Aretha isn’t the unfortunate soul on the shirt. Catfish Wilkerson better not ever try to pull a stunt like this!

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Style File x Quick Quotes

“My fashion is about the urban woman in the year 3000, when there is a ton of pollution and we all need to protect our bodies and cover up, because the air outside will acidise our skin. I think about obscure, weird things and try to create a world around them.” – - Lady CaCa [© MK] breaks down her fashion sense

GOIN’ GAGA

Quick Flicks: Whores + More

Christina Milian + The Dream

Again, as long as there are whores for propaganda in our world C+D will continue to live long and prosper. Anyway.

Nicole, Harlow, Lionel

Nicole and daughter Harlow were seen exiting CNN studios after recording an appearance for Larry King Live. Nicole will appear on the episode with her father, Lionel Richie, who was also spotted outside the building. Little Harlow looks like the spitting image of Joel!

YT got that potent sperm. The couple is currently expecting Baby #2 in August.

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Friday Fuckery: Rib Tips + Smooth R&B Vocals

First off, LOVE the site Fresh. I’m always guaranteed a laugh whenever I visit.I don’t know if you’ve seen this already or not but I figured I’d pass it on. Fuck Reh Dogg and T-Baby! Mr. Spriggs BBQ joint is what’s hot in the streets in ‘09!

With lyrics like “Baby I’m hongry, I said baby you hongry?” it’s a wonder how no one came across this sooner. If the BBQ joint doesn’t work out for him he could at least ghostwrite for Curtis Williams or something.

- – Zest Baby

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