I got no pick-up lines / I stay on the grind / I tell the hoes all the time / bitch get in my car. Thank you Curtis Jackson for this manna from heaven.

Jon Gosselin is firing back at reports that he has been creeping on his wife [again] Kate, whose lives with their eight children are showcased on TLC’s hit reality show “Jon & Kate Plus 8.”

Us Weekly reports that he was overheard calling his alleged outside piece “babe” before urging her to get into the pussy wagon that is the Nissan Nismo as photographers snapped away.

Don’t try to run now! I’m sure that shit was all over Twitter in a matter of seconds. Jon had the following to say in a statement released late Wednesday:

“Like most people, I have male and female friends and I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV. However, being out with them late at night showed poor judgment on my part. What makes me sick is that my careless behavior has put my family in this uncomfortable position. My family is the most important thing in my life and it kills me that these allegations have hurt them.”

Is Jon wrong for hanging out at the bar with another woman while his wife is out of town?