Father I stretch my hands to thee! Apparently people are going around requesting “The Ventura” from their hair stylist, which sounds about right since this looks like some Ace Ventura pet detective shit! Can’t they just meet Geisha at the flea market for a quickweave instead?  I need for you to take a trip to ATL and recover the glowsticks from your cousin. See more of her over at Freddy O!