Gary Coleman life can be summed up as a series of fails but he never disappoints in the ash department, and for that I am grateful. He hit up the red carpet of the Midgets vs. Mascots [not a porn rather a new documentary that he appears in - - you so nasty!] wearing green crocs and smile.

The movie stars five, ahem, little people and five sports mascots competing for their share of $10 million dollars. Don’t laugh, they got bills just like you.