No, Alien Princess Ri Ri didn’t show up to Chris Brown’s tree house demanding her collection of Corduroy VHS tapes back, although the mental image of that shit going down makes me smile.

She wants the poh-lease to return the $1.4 million in jewelry she wore the night of, well, you know. Police seized a pair of earrings and three rings the night of Feb. 8, according to a motion filed Tuesday by the her attorney, Donald Etra. The jewelry was on loan by four companies which all want them back.

Whatever company loaned her stylist those earrings needs to fall back. Jewelry from the clearance bin at Dot’s is not that serious.