My digital dealer Freddy O was on hand to witness the greatness that is Dwight Eubanks as he hosted the 2009 Fashion & Style Honors. There is some talk that the apple of my eye was in full on diva mode when worthless peons crowded the backstage area and proceeded to breathe all his air and shit.

STOP THE TRACK! LET ME STATE FACTS! HE TOLD YOU TO GIVE HIM A MINUTE AND HE’LL BE RIGHT BACK!

Divas need adequate space when they are pampering and preparing. Dwight is no different! There is nothing worse than having a bunch of momofukas around you while you are trying tweak your tuck. What part of the game is that?  Act like you have some home training and give a bitch 50 feet!

Now lick his cookies and drink his apple juice.

Real talk, you children know that I have a zest for life and all but this is just too much tang to consume at once!  My face is currently screwed up something awful after looking through all these pit-chas. If I didn’t swallow another multivitamin for the rest of the week I would be good but both you and I know I still am going to. I have a problem. I feel like I should be on a hour long special on TLC.