Chris Brown recently pleaded not guilty to two felony counts over his alleged beating of girlfriend Rihanna.
He appeared in a Los Angeles courtroom alongside his lawyer and entered his plea in a soft voice while his mother sat in the first row, red-eyed.

The side-eye fever from his lawyer speaks volumes. Next!

Edit: Broken Cool has done it again! The site has compiled a list of 5 possible plea deals for Rabid Beaver. Here’s my favorite:

CHRIS AGREES TO REFORM B2K

I’ve just got a hunch here that the judge in this case is secretly a HUGE B2K fan. And I’m thinking if Chris Brown agrees to reform B2K with him replacing J-Boog ['cause who really payed attention to that guy anyways?], this deal could work. Now I’ll assume Brown might have some issues with Chris Stokes managing the group [because what young male wouldn't?], so a deal could be arranged to have Brown’s current manager handle the duties so she can stay close to CB…you know…because that was a good idea before.