“I shouldn’t have picked this film anyway but the mortgage kept coming.” This be the realest shit I ever wrote.

Gary Coleman wants momofukas in the movie industry to know that he is not a puppet. In the film Midgets vs Mascots [sounds like some furry porn but whatever] GC lets out a ball of angry ashy aggression after taking a wack film role. The actor says that he almost lost his bottom bitch because of this role! How dreadful!

Dude was already in a recession way before the rest of us started bitching about it. He should have sued his parents the first time after they took his money and went on an all expense trip to Johnnie Taylor’s Jheri Curl  Shag And BBQ Pit World but hindsight is always 20/20. Who’s making love to your old lady while you’re out making love game proper.

Check out what Gary think of white people under the cut. This shit right here . . .