Mooriah Carey is saving the world one flat twist at a time! And you thought you were doing your part by turning the water off when you brushed your teeth in the morning.

Mimikins and her fuck boy husband Nick Cannon traveled to Cape Town, South Africa to attend a luncheon to Benefit the Mandela Children’s Foundation as part of the celebrations of the opening of the new One & Only Cape Town resort.

My only desire is that Winnie Mandela would have slid through security and jumped on the table to give Pepaw Nellie the evil Celie fingers but that is what dreaming is for.

“In the words of Flavor Flav, let’s raise our glasses and toast to oursexy asses.”

WHY WON’T YOU LET THANDIE’S BONE STRUCTURE BE GREAT?!