Archive for April, 2009

Nas and Kelis’ Divorce Confirmed

Posted by Fresh on April 30, 2009

Awww

Vibe magazine has confirmed that Mr. and Mrs. Nigger Jones are heading to divorce court. That’s right, Lady Glowstick, who is currently 7 months preggers, has petitioned for divorce from the intelligent fellow from QB. How simply dreadful. I really do love both of these kids and hope they can work things out but staying together strictly for the sake of their seed is all wrong too.

One of hip hop’s most talked about married couples have split. VIBE has confirmed that Nas and Kelis are headed for a divorce. “I can confirm that she has filed for divorce,” a spokesperson for Kelis told VIBE. “We request the media to respect her privacy during this very difficult time.” At around 3:45pm PST, high-powered attorney Laura Wasser (who has also represented Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie, and Stevie Wonder) filed a divorce petition today on behalf of Kelis, citing irreconciable differences. The bombshell comes amid recent reports that the acclaimed rhymer and influential R&B vixen were expecting their first child together—a son. Kelis is currently seven months pregnant.

It was only last February when Nas spoke excitedly to MTV about the prospect of having a baby with Kelis. “Yeah, man, I find out what it’s gonna be next week, so I’m happy,” said the multiplatinum rapper, who also has a 15-year-old daughter from a previous relationship. [source]

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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

Posted by Fresh on April 30, 2009

Hopped up out the bed, turned my fag on, took a look in the mirror and said “What’s tha T?” Father, I stretch my hands to thee! As with all my favorite fuckery filled clips this shit deserves a nice, safe spot in the National Archives. My children need to be able to watch this one day.

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News Break

Posted by Fresh on April 30, 2009

I had a nice window licker approved picture of Inga on deck but am having some issues posting it. I will edit this shit later to include it. No justice, no peace!

Foxy Brown’s assault case, which alleged that she had beat a woman up with her cell phone two years ago, was dismissed by a New York judge.

The suit, which was filed last year by Arlene Raymond, a neighbor of the rapper in Crown Heights, claimed that Foxy smashed her in the face with a BlackBerry over an argument about the noise level of Foxy’s car radio.

According to the New York Post, Justice Robert Miller ruled that Foxy had never been served with legal papers, the grounds on which the trial was dismissed.

“They knew this was a weak case,” said Brown previously to the New York Daily News. “My family has lived on that block for almost 50 years and has never been a problem.” [source]

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Cigs, Guns, Clips, Bullets, Patron And Magnums

Posted by Fresh on April 30, 2009

Cousin Lola

The rising temperatures we have been experiencing here in the South is nothing compared to the heat seeping from Cousin Lola’s tangueray area. Where is Ving Rhames to break guns and butter down for us again? Why is her right titty telling the left fuck the other side? I got so many questions, ah well. Get you a piece, whore!

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Dusty Feet Please Don’t Bother Me

Posted by Fresh on April 30, 2009

Fanny\'s Feet Tasia Mae

These pictures originally posted over at The House of YBF gave me heart palpitations when I viewed them. Just when you thought that she was finally put together she exposes her tree kickers to the world. Tasia Mae’s feet looks like Louie Rankin’s [aka Ox From Belly] face! Tell me I am wrong!

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Jokes On You

Posted by Fresh on April 30, 2009

Ha Ha

The internets was all a buzz yesterday about The Blood of the Lamb sending over a double to a Vienna museum while she played Nintendo DS and went shopping for a new soul. Too bad it was a prank put on by a radio station.

Marketing manager Andrea Hilber said the intention of the prank was to “see how people reacted when they could get up close to her,” the Guardian reported. It’s really just that simple to you people, eh?

Cousin Angie B could not be reached on Twitter [I think she said something about going to class this morning] for comment but the family have asked me to make a statement. This could have ended rather tragically! It would have taken weeks to clean up the carnage left behind from angry stans.

They could have picked a more convincing creole! Eugena from ANTM looked more convincing than this broad. Get you a piece under the cut!

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Your Two Cents Required: Hoppin’ Jon

Posted by Fresh on April 30, 2009

Hoppin\' Jon

I got no pick-up lines / I stay on the grind / I tell the hoes all the time / bitch get in my car. Thank you Curtis Jackson for this manna from heaven.

Jon Gosselin is firing back at reports that he has been creeping on his wife [again] Kate, whose lives with their eight children are showcased on TLC’s hit reality show “Jon & Kate Plus 8.”

Us Weekly reports that he was overheard calling his alleged outside piece “babe” before urging her to get into the pussy wagon that is the Nissan Nismo as photographers snapped away.

Don’t try to run now! I’m sure that shit was all over Twitter in a matter of seconds. Jon had the following to say in a statement released late Wednesday:

“Like most people, I have male and female friends and I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV. However, being out with them late at night showed poor judgment on my part. What makes me sick is that my careless behavior has put my family in this uncomfortable position. My family is the most important thing in my life and it kills me that these allegations have hurt them.”

Is Jon wrong for hanging out at the bar with another woman while his wife is out of town?

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Details On Kimora’s Baby Shower

Posted by Fresh on April 30, 2009

Kimora\'s Baby Shower Scan

Kimono and Digimon granted Ok! magazine exclusive access inside of their Los Angeles home on April 19 for a “last minute” baby shower. Boy, I can’t wait to see how this is going to pop out looking. Don’t act like it hasn’t crossed your mind either.

“I’m about to have a baby,” says Kimora, who’s due in June. “I’m ready to go, so it was kind of last minute and low-key,” she tells OK!.

The last minute and low-key event had servings of Sliced prime rib; lobster; crab; shrimp; caviar; poached salmon; macaroni and cheese; a fondue fountain with white chocolate, fruit and marshmallows; red velvet cake; Jamaican rum cake and strawberry shortcake to serve about 50 guests. Among the 50 guests were Stevie Wonder and his wife, Kai, Holly Robinson Peete, and Kimora’s daughters with ex-hubby Russell Simmons, Ming Lee, 9, and Aoki Lee, 6.

Although Kimora hasn’t confirmed that she is having a baby boy, She tells Ok!, “We’re
leaning heavily toward the blue team!”

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Promo Trail: Ciara’s Album Release Party In Atlanta

Posted by Fresh on April 30, 2009

Ciara Ciara + Jazzy Pha

ATLiens came out in a big way to show Ciara some love last night at the release party for her new album Fantasy Ride. Despite all the rumors of beef [the talk was Uncle CiCi got too big for her boxers at one point], Jazzy Pha came through and got himself a plate or five! The rest were there for both support and photo ops. Shouts out to Freddy O for sending these flicks over!

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Ciara Album Release Party

Posted by Fresh on April 30, 2009

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