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Two words: I can’t. In this installment of the I Am . . . Creole Tour, toward the end of this vid Mrs. Hustla Baby twerks her hamhocks to a severely chopped-n-skrewed version of her man’s “I Just Wanna Luv U.” Never mind her attempt at the Stanky Legg during “Deja Vu.” I simply cannot and will not.
- – Redd
Driving Wild In Idlewild
Speeding, I’m speeding! What is it about Georgia highways that make your cousins want to drive so damn fast? We all know Go-Go was rushing home to change his tampon but I don’t know what to say about everybody else.
Outkast’s Andre 3000 (real name: Andre Benjamin) was arrested near Atlanta Saturday for driving his 2007 Porsche Carrera at such a high speed that police called him “an accident waiting to happen,” according to Atlanta’s WSB-TV, TMZ and AllHipHop.com.
A police officer told the station that the MC was clocked at 109 MPH on Saturday morning, significantly over the 65-mph speed limit, on Interstate 75, and was arrested for the danger he posed.
“Traveling that fast along 75, you’re passing people as if they’re standing still,” Henry County Police Captain Jason Bolton told the station. “It’s an accident waiting to happen.”
The MC was released after posting $1,200 bail, according to TMZ. He is scheduled to appear in court on April 29.
Reps for Benjamin had not responded to MTV News’ requests for comment at press time.
The arrest comes as State Representative Jim Cole is lobbying for a new “Super Speeder” bill to be passed in the state of Georgia. The law will force violators to pay an additional $200 fine for driving at more than 85 miles an hour on highways and four-lane roads. Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue has said he supports the bill and intends to sign it into law in the coming months. [source]
That’s enough for me to keep my ride at 75 mph, thanks!
Skeet or Delete: Shit’n On You Hoe
You don’t want no problems cause pussy hoe I’ll solve em! Yes! I live! Al Reynolds finally has a new ringback tone thanks to Liberty City / USA flea market queen Geisha. I can’t wait to see my tangy kids cover this on drag showcase. Skeet or delete?
Click here to watch Geisha diss fellow 305 yaki supporter Katrina LaVerne. How dreadful! Thanks Jocelyn for the fuckery!
Quick Flicks: Spring Bling 2009
View gallery at Ozonemag.com
Although the concept of Spring Break is so ten years ago that didn’t stop your cousins from invading West Palm Beach, Florida for EBT’s Spring Bling festivities over the weekend. Make the trap beach aye for Jesus!
The Curse of Dereon
Peep Gucci’s Design
I’m sure the last thing Jay-Z is doing is sitting around sketching ideas for handbags [if you watch Harlem Heights insert your own joke about Briana here] so someone needs to be fired over this fuckery. We all know his wife tends to find “inspiration” from other designer’s portfolios but this shit just ain’t going to fly. Kudos to Team Roc for making the design look just as ugly as Gucci’s though! I think I will stick to my Faded Glory purse from Wal-Mart. Get you a piece, whore!
Court Side In ATL
A friend told me a few months ago the main reason he attends Atlanta Hawks home games is to network with different celebrities. So, this is what he is spending his lunch money on? Feel free to insert an Eli Porter pause and side-eye.
And I’m mad at myself for recognizing the blonde snow bunny on the side of Meerkat the Don from USDA’s “White Girl” video. Jeezy would be proud but Juanita Jordan would frown. That’s alright though, get it how you live girl!
Quick Flicks: Queen Latifah’s Birthday Bash
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Queen Latifah celebrated her birthday last night with a big lesbun party in Hollywood. Dana’s rumored boo Jeanette Jenkins, Missy Elliott, and MC Lyte came out to share bedroom tips and stories with each other. Think tupperware party but for women with dick holes in the front of their drawls. Too bad Da Brat is locked up, eh?
