A friend told me a few months ago the main reason he attends Atlanta Hawks home games is to network with different celebrities. So, this is what he is spending his lunch money on? Feel free to insert an Eli Porter pause and side-eye.

And I’m mad at myself for recognizing the blonde snow bunny on the side of Meerkat the Don from USDA’s “White Girl” video. Jeezy would be proud but Juanita Jordan would frown. That’s alright though, get it how you live girl!