Are you ready to be baptized in douche water? Hopefully so! Dwight is taking you bitches up to the penthouse suit in these photos! I don’t know what the occasion was but he looked superb as usual. Get you a piece, whore!

In addition to having a boyfriend [a girl must always have options] he also has a female companion that he bumps uglies with. The tang master tells FreddyO that he doesn’t know what its so hard for people to believe that he is with a woman and will reveal the identity of both soon.

The world will just have to wait!